nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.
by karlos February 23, 2005
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Drilling vacuum cleaner

When you are fucking your partner who is on their period and you summon all your strength to turn your knob into a vacuum cleaner and suck up the period
Bruh I turned into a drilling vacuum cleaner last night in bed
by Low tier bullshit February 09, 2021
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vagina cleaners

when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor
my girlfriend loves to use vagina cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.
by anufsaidinnh December 08, 2010
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Arkansas Gun Cleaner

you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.
"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."
by animal23 April 07, 2009
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pipe cleaner arms

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.
person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.
by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011
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Mexican Pipe Cleaner

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.
I gave my sister a Mexican Pipe Cleaner today.
by PinkRipper May 11, 2011
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