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Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm syndrome is when you are kidnapped and are able to befriend/fall in love with your kidnapper.

Why are you even looking this up?
"I fell in love with a guy who kidnapped me because I have Stockholm Syndrome."
by MusicLovingRaccoon January 2, 2019
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first syndrome

When a person (usually girls) stay with the first person they ever fell in love with, despite the other person treating them like crap. The more first times they had with the person, the worse the condition is likely to be. eg. If he was her first kiss, first time & first boyfriend etc...
Mika: Why is Sarah still with Jake? He cheats on her all the time, and she knows it.
Shirl: Yeah....she's got first syndrome pretty bad
by meeeeeegggggg May 9, 2007
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belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.
Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.
by Limblessless January 12, 2008
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Helsinki Syndrome

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
by r3loaded August 14, 2011
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Hoe Syndrome

When someone is going through a phase of acting like a hoe. It depends how long it lasts for each person but some cases are incurable.
"Yo but have you seen her lately?"
"Yeah she has a case of hoe syndrome!"
by Prudence Huckleberry July 10, 2017
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Jasmine's Syndrome

When you are getting over the person you used to like but you see his/her face and you fall in love again.
I saw him the other day, now I have the Jasmine's Syndrome.
by constantlysleeping April 22, 2016
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Shikamaru Syndrome

When you have a severe case of laziness.
Person A: I've been laying in bed all day, and don't feel like getting out of it today
Person B: Dude, you have a case of Shikamaru Syndrome
by Octnine Yamato July 18, 2016
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