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stracked

1. To make yourself look better via degradation of others.

2. To be a complete douche yet fool your supervisors into thinking you are at a level of acceptable mediocrity.

3. Socially awkward introvert with no meaningful benefit to society.
Dude he totally set you up so that you would look bad in front of your boss. You just got Stracked!
by bobby937 November 22, 2009
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straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period
man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze
by bness April 10, 2003
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Straderz

Straderz is an urban abbrebiation for Straight Away. Used in the same context, but with an urban twist.

Pronounced: straah-derzz
Bro, we gotta go straderz or we'll miss Abraham's fight.
by Joel_k24 November 2, 2011
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Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.
Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.
by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012
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stradigity

Noun. Thoughtful method of attack and/or formation of a plan to fulfill a goal.
Our stradigity was an awesome method of obtaining our goal.
by Atsprite January 5, 2014
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Satrap

A medical condition that causes you to not be able to trust a fart.
Sorry boss I can't make it to work today, I got the satrap from eating Chipotle.
by Shit smell November 30, 2016
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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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