net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.

Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Tribble Stubble

A new hair cut or style especially in dense, straight hair.
A haircut where the hair at the sides is cut short, leaving a tuft of longish, often product laden hair, on top.

"Did you see Harrison's new cut?"
"Yeah, that tribble stubble was on point!"

by Remmyelle December 18, 2015

Whit & Stubble

Beard care preferred by fellas

I have used my Whit & Stubble beard oil to keep it looking great.

by Mr Jackstagram December 4, 2017

Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

Sticky stumbler

When you have marathon orgasms and cover yourself in cum before getting blackout drunk and going outside

I can’t believe Anthony was arrested for being a sticky stumbler

by Phap-Watkins August 23, 2021

The Stumble

When you get so drunk you stumble to your left whilst walking

"ahh, he's doing the stumble again"

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Rubble Stubble

When two men are kissing and their stubble rubs together.

Omg I hooked up with this guy last night and I got really bad rubble stubble

by Michael bible April 4, 2022