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Stus

Somone who is telling bathroom jokes and thinks their funny
Stop it your being a stus
by Kollando February 25, 2018
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Red Stu

"Red Stu" is a abbreviation of Sir Rod Stewart
by WhiteHatShark August 6, 2020
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Went full Stu

-Someone who is being A complete cunt for no reason.

-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.

-A Complete Cunt
"Oh man, did you see Dave complain about those documents I sent over. Man, HE WENT FULL STU!"
by Really Smart Person April 21, 2020
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STU

“Swear to Universe” An agnostic/atheist-friendly way of saying “STG” (swear to God)
I STU this ain’t it.

On Universe, I STU!

Fuck off you’re annoying me I STU.
by LingDanc803 September 10, 2023
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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Stuing

Taking a long time to complete a task. Stuck on "stupid". Lazy. Procrastinating and then the worst happens.

The look on a person's face when you walk in on them chewing their toenails with their teeth.
"She didn't take her meds today, now she's stuin'!"

"Look! Now you over there stuing when you should've grabbed the nail clippers...nasty ass!"
by Greeneyeddolly June 28, 2019
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The stu

Hey, bro, I am heading up to the stu to work on some homework.
by deanbierig January 24, 2022
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