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stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
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Chicken Stomping

The act of killing chickens with ones feet
Derycke is at it again with the chicken stomping.
by Tom Harrings September 12, 2018
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Trumping

To pretend that you know what you're talking about, when in reality you're clueless...
Person 1: How will I ever make this speech?
Person 2: By Trumping!
Person 1: Will that work?
Person 2: Dude, this dude won the Republican Nomination with it, sooooo...
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Trumping

we havent had sex yet, but i've been doing alot of trumping
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shrimping

Toe sucking, usually performed by a foot or toe fetishist.
Upon seeing the shrimping scene in her son's movie "Mondo Trasho", John Water's mother chastised him, saying: "There's no such thing as that!"
by Listener_T June 23, 2005
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Trumping

When you're taking a large poop, and you know you're done but your body doesn't, the act of your asshole trying to push out nothing is trumping
I'm sorry I was late, I was stuck trumping all morning. I still feel like I have to shit, so I may have to leave early.
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Pub Stomping

When a group of three or more players join, or create, a Warcraft 3 public game and destroy all the scrub players who join.
Player 1: Hey Rob and Steve, you up for some pub stomping?

Players 2 and 3: Fuck yeah bro, let's go rape some DotA.
by Nyran October 16, 2008
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