Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 26, 2021

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Stitch

A fictional character in a movie called Leo and stitch

I love the movie stitch

by Emmy stitchlover December 21, 2024

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021

Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.

Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!

by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021