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Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
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last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”
That was my last stitch effort to get into college
by bren1010 July 26, 2021
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Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped
by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023
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cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer
by Pugwasher November 20, 2021
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Stitch

A fictional character in a movie called Leo and stitch
by Emmy stitchlover December 21, 2024
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Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!
by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021
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Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.
Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!
by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021
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