Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023

nodel stitch

Noun - a long, narrow fabric needle sewn over the outer edge of the embroidery needle to protect the edge, wound into a strip or cord.

Example: As the embroidery needle reaches for the nodel stitch, the needle threads the needle and sends it through a twisting slit

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Stitches

The perfect slim doobie, that's usually rolled by experienced stoners.

No bitch can beat a stitch!

Is the stitches ready?

Don't smoke that normal joint I'll roll a stitches.

by NBBot December 2, 2021

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021