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Steffan

noun.

A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.

It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.

Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas)

Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.

Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet.

It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."

And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
Professor Harry Jones: "Junior, without the Steffan, we can't physically get to the Grail!"

Indiana Jones: "Dad, its Indiana, my name is Indiana."
by Batman, pretty much. February 6, 2010
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stuffed shirt

A wealthy, self-important, overly formal type; a fellow with a stick up his arse. A pompous ass.
"Have your heard? Cholmondely is in love with a horse!"
"Do tell! Is it a mare or a stallion?"
"Oh, a mare, of course. Nothing queer about Cholmondely!"
by octopod February 24, 2004
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double stuffed Oreo

An interracial sexual act involving two African American men and one white woman, where one man is penetrating the vagina while the other man is penetrating the anus. Can be used to describe the female participant or the act itself.
I heard that slut was a double stuffed Oreo last night, now she can't even walk!
by flipyourboob November 23, 2007
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badly stuffed kebab

A womans vagina that is rather ragged and large with misc bits hanging off it. Urggh
Oooh everybody can see my "badly stuffed" kebab - Jade Goody
by Darkedge August 14, 2003
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Double Stuffed

When a person is penetrated by two penises at the same time.
See dat ho? Me and Leroy double stuffed that bitch last month.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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I'm Stuffed

Being Pregnant
"Would you a glass of wine?"
"no thanks, I'm stuffed"
by ASIFG February 4, 2009
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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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