Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.

Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!

by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007

Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse

A misnomer used to make McDonald's sound like an upscale eatery. Similar to pronouncing Target as Tarjay, it gives the speaker an air of superiority while also almost definitely proving they are a corny dad. The Ronnie Mac in question is, of course, Ronald McDonald.

Child: Where should we go for dinner?
Dad: I bet we can get a table at Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse!

by IdCaster March 9, 2018

stashed

to put somthing away and then use it later.
like stash but to stash somthing in past tense

jack: i stashed some booze for when we go out camping
bill: sik one m8 dats pretty ill lol dat booze got well stashed

by siked November 26, 2007

Mustache Cash Stash

When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.

Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.

by Teh Big O June 1, 2021

stashpocket

The permanant hole in a junkies arm used to stash their drugs

Not Junkie: Man, i think theres something wrong with your arm.

Junkie: Aww naww man, that's just my stashpocket actin' up.

by boycottwalmart September 24, 2006

Steath

When a cars gas goes bad and turns to water making the car accelerate uncontrollably no matter how much brake power you use.

Yep that's steath, it happen to buck over there damn nearly killed him.

by Ynot3363 January 11, 2011

Pittsburgh Steamshovel

When a male defecates on a female's chest, in between her breats, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "shovel" the steaming hot feces into her mouth, after which he recieves felaccio.

I drank like a bottle of listerine since he gave me a pittsburgh steamshovel, but my mouth still taste's like Victor's shit.

by Sr. Hudgins May 17, 2010