Dirty Steam

A dirty steam is when someone is giving u a blow job and they leave the sperm in they're mouth swishing it around therefore heating it up, then spraying it out of their mouth back at you.

Dude my girl totally dirty steamed me last night!

No way man that's wack!

by The chosen one # 2 June 21, 2009

Steamed Rice

Newbie

In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).

by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009

Steam Wand

A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.

Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean

by Donut Whore October 13, 2019

Pasty Steam

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Crackin' Steam

The art of passing wind through ones rectum/anal cavity in the cold. Thus making a steamy fart.

Dude i'm so fucking cold

Yeah i know, if i fart right now i think i might end up Crackin' Steam.

by Coonschoolbus March 20, 2010

steam angel

When your buddy drops trow outside during the cold winter months, presses his butt cheeks against the door window and farts. The creation is called a Steam Angel.

My buddy Jake was outside smoking and tapped on the window. When I turned around, all I saw was his bare ass as he farted and the window frosted over with his steam angel.

by Slatz1nick December 16, 2016

steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016