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Steaming Keyboard

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The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother
by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
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sydney steamer

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Feces excreted on the chest by an Australian. see also, Koala Yummie.
I went down under and all I got was a sydney steamer.
by Douglad August 6, 2007
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mcnally steamer

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Preferably for a good old spanking session on a sunday morning before work, get a bit of cabbage and stick it in your womans ass crack and eat it while your woman screams the japanese alphabet
Hey Katie, im just up im gona give you a mcnally steamer before i head out
by man of many words oh yeah July 19, 2009
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Dutch Steamer

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When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.
Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going
by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014
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HighRes Steamer

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When a coworker with a boston accent shits on your stomach and drags his ass into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.

Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.
When questioned about his brown torso mohawk, Dave B responded that he just finished with Dave S special HighRes Steamer in the lunch room.
by Mitch Emulsifer February 11, 2010
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Colorado Steamer

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The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow
While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO
by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010
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Steamed Rice

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In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).
by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009
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