Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024

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Cute, likable, of a cute physical nature or appearance. Does not literally mean chubby, or anything of that nature. Fun to say, record yourself saying it and then listen to it. Do not ever say it to teachers.

Also written: ososquishyandsofat
Pronounced: o-so-squishy-nd-so-....FAAT

1. Cat: Meeeow?
Me: You are oh so squishy and so fat

2. cat tries to jump thru my bedroom window, not realising glass is impenetrable, a solid mass
Me: to self Oh so squishy and so fat.

by mynameisanna December 7, 2006

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squash this shit

to sort out ones problems with violence

lafonda: if we dont squash this shit theres gonna be sick problems
dazzy b: theres gonna be a fight tonight! :>

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

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Squishy Typing

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

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