couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

Slaught

when jeans are behind the tongue of your shoe.

your jeans are slaughting

by kennedykids January 9, 2011

Slaughterhouse Swine

This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.

Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Slaughtergirl Old

A person between the ages of 25 and 29

14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"

by wu_alex May 14, 2011

Slaughter Cunt

When a girl is so slutty all that can describe her is a mix between a pig slaughterhouse and a cunt. A woman like a hoe or slut.

Guy 1: yo! You know Mary right?

Guy 2: yeah! She's such a slut!

Guy 1: yeah such a slaughter cunt.

by Kodpate July 8, 2016

Slaughty

The perfect combination of hot, slutty, and naughty.

God Tiffany is so slaughty in the tiny black dress.

by TikiGod99 November 29, 2016

slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.

A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.

by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017