An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
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by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022
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by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021
Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.
by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021
The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019