Yummy Spooge Volcano

what happens to you when you mix 2 or more kinds of cereals into one bowl and eat it.

Hey Doug, i was watching a show about ostriches, and i totally released a Yummy Spooge Volcano.

by Grimmace the Herp Derp Purp June 9, 2011

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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

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A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.

Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today

by literalchild April 26, 2020

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spoog

another word for jiz or cum

he left his spoog on me

by juxbros January 30, 2022

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Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

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