spline

The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.

1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"

by Airwalker October 2, 2003

Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.

"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."

by captchichi April 16, 2010

Spliterus

The hole at the end of a penis.

the man went pee out of his spliterus

by morr8362 October 25, 2010

Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...

Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?

by ACSL October 11, 2009

Spliker

A spliker is one who splikes. To splike is to use a word with no meaning out of context. One uses a word with no meaning, automatically making it out of context.

The word splike has no meaning.

Guy 1: Dude you ate my sandwich, you fucking spliker!

Guy 2: Man you just spliked, spliker has no meaning.

Guy: wait... you just sa..

guardians interrupt and kill guy 1 and 2

by THE REAL SLIM SHADY123454123 October 22, 2010

Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.

Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.

by Jang Huen November 19, 2010

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011