sniper mask

HOTTEST SEXIEST MF TO EVER FUCKING EXIST THIS MAN CAN SHOVE ME INTO A WALL STOMP ON ME RUN ME OVER WITH A BUS AND THEN PUT ME IN A COFFIN

"man did you see sniper mask that hotass"
"yeah dude he's so fucking sexy"
"ikr i want him to rail me until my legs shake"
"sheeeeesh ikr"

by z0mbi3gut$ April 20, 2021

henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.

"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."

by TZ January 19, 2005

Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area

"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010

Clock Spider

A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...

clock spider > limecat / limecat > clockspider / AAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S BIGGER THAN A CLOCK!!! *faints*

by hatrickpatrick April 7, 2004

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

Spider Pig

from The Simpsons Movie.

brought the lols.

Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?!

Homer: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does

by Rustap August 3, 2007

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006