sperm target

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.

Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.

by jeffjeff July 16, 2008

Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

by Drivermate August 31, 2015

spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

by DunAsk November 3, 2015

sperm donor

My father, the asshat.

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".

by anon July 29, 2004

sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008