Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds

I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.

by DanTangelo March 20, 2021

Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009