Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.
The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
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Speed Gap

The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.
Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!

Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.
by RandyAndy21 February 25, 2011
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speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
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Stringer speed

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart
by Piersontheraven January 07, 2017
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Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!
by MJVcuse June 07, 2007
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speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.
We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?
by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 13, 2022
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