Sherk

A nice way to call a chick that you're friends with a bitch...a "she-jerk" if you will

John: So i was trying to talk to Kate the other day and she just totally blew me off...im like wtf seriously?

Jordan: Oh man i know what you mean, sounds like shes being a total sherk.

by comediclaughter October 5, 2009

sherk

Someone who cant dress and has been hit with the ugly stick too many times. They think their so sexy but really they are not. Other people can see it but they can not.

did you see that girl? OMG she looking like sherk.

by lxjuicy May 4, 2007

serkan konuskan

Omg sexiest Guy ever if you ever met him your lucky and if you have not you should. He gets nudes every day so if you think of askining him out you Will probobly get à no. He is super goooood at soccer more like à soccer god.

Serkan konuskan is à beast

by Ahmed not Serkan March 15, 2017

Snark

A male who enjoys smelling objects that had close contact with female private parts ... example: toilet seats, bicycle seats, office chairs.

Steve always uses the bathroom after Chelsea uses it. I wonder if he's a snark?

by marekhud July 14, 2010

snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

Snarkgasm

After snarkubation comes snarkgasm. Now the snarkubator is satisfied for the moment at least.

If one snarkubates enough evenuually they will reach snarkgasm.

by Withoutaname April 23, 2014

Snarked

In the words of Lewis Carroll -
"Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:

A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, "snarked.""

In certain groups, that are also keen with Hunter S Thompson syndrome Snarked pertains to the bewildering psychedelic often times dire situations, certain to be awkward or queer looking upon realization.

When he had a head full of LSD he often exclaimed "I'm absolutely Snarked"

by Thuhsecksmacheen May 24, 2016