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snargle

The act of making gargling noises while snuggling with your significant other. The person being snargled often acts negatively. It has been notorious for breakups.
Anarag: "Hey man, what happened to you and Alex Dufour?

Lucca: "Dude... she fucking snargled me!!"

Anarag: "Wow.. Sorry bro. That's repulsive! When will Duwhore ever learn?"
by evil lil bitch January 17, 2011
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snaffle

To snort or sniff an intoxicating substance, usually an opiate.
Did you snaffle that entire 80?
by weegee August 11, 2005
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Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
by sabricks April 23, 2009
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snargle

a snargle is a spacetime anomaly, maaaaaaaaaan

everybody's not sure what causes it, but it's good at creating loopty-loops
when I lend a helping hand to two murderous hobos to get another hobo to keep going into the snargle to create a never-ending time trap so I can get this hobo, not ordinarily murderous, to murder a stingy waiter with a bar of mouthwash and if he doesn't do it I just coax the hobo into the loopty-loop another time

that's what a snargle is all about, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann
by Herman Peters November 5, 2008
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Snarfer

A contraption made out of an empty toilet paper roll and stuffed with a bounce sheet to be used when exhaling marijuana in a college dorm room or in other sensitive areas. It cuts down on the pungency of the smell.
Pete: "You guys need to use the snarfer when you smoke in here, the room reeks!"

Sam: "I was so wasted i forgot to use it."
by RJ34 May 27, 2009
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snarfed

im so snarfed about catching that wave
by david the bravid July 6, 2005
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Snarfed

I was playing halo 2 and i shot this kid and yelled "get snarfed"
by Court3465 June 20, 2006
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