smooch

Smooching is like eating ass but instead it’s with a face

i wAn smooch

by eatassskatefast December 27, 2019

poon smooch

Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.

I'd love to smooch her poon!

Let go out for some good old poon smooching..

How can a man smooch his own manpoon?

by Diggathan November 21, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 26, 2006

Rape Smooch

Smooching someone against their will

Veronica: Hey Jenny, Todd totally rape smooched me last night! I was like...The F!

Jenny: EW! What a loser dweeboid!

Veronica: Right!?

by Rape Smooch Police March 27, 2010

Smooch

Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading

I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}

by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011

smoochy smoochy

Someone that I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR THE BEST EVER!

by Ykcab June 18, 2003

Smoochies

A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.

The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.

Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!

by Tobiasfunky April 22, 2014