Wright Smith Headache

The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster

Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches

by The College of Wooster Community January 12, 2009

smish

to compress, compact, or squeeze together.

why don't you just smish your ish?

by ErickArizona January 18, 2010

anna nicole smith

well she is a dead person.

Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

by hlfahfdehgfwehjgvsdfghjdfs February 10, 2007

carter smith

A weird little white boy who among other things enjoys being painfully pounded in the butthole by other men, preferably middle aged dads.

Uhggg, carter smith is in the bedroom with dad again!

by Creepy69420 September 20, 2016

smish

to organize or simplify.

Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.

by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 30, 2010