slob on my knob

when a man or woman sucks or licks on a rusty doorknob and likes it

Kevin likes to casually slob on my knob.(meaning he sucked on my rusty doorknob)

by henry 1 September 20, 2017

SLOB ON MY KNOB

slob on my nob

Jay: hey have you heard this song

naiyah: what song
Jay : slob on my knob like corn in a Cobb check in with me and do your job lay on the bed and give me head dont have to ask Don't have to beg Squeeze on my nuts like on my butt Natural cure please don't touch
naiyah: your old i think everbody heard that song before
naiyah: you need to listen to cardi B Call bodak yellow

by naiyah handmedown November 30, 2017

corn cob knob slob

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

by B218son May 3, 2010

Slob My Knob

Valley girl-like way of saying hello.

Slob My Knob, how have you been these days?

by Cheriluvs10 March 6, 2014

ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.

"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy

by shoethousond October 24, 2020