sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

simpilize

To make things fucking simple. Is it that hard.

I need to simpilize this dumbass equation for math.

by Stingoneyy February 22, 2018

Simplemented

something or someone that is important yet insensitively looked over by loved ones

"He has always been, metaphorically, an insect. A simplemented servant whose role is to provide for the superiors of the house."

by TheRuzeMan January 9, 2020

simpiphany

A sudden realization after a period of being a simp that your actions were too subservient towards women.

Similar to post nut clarity

After a long time chasing a girl and getting friendzoned, the lad had a clear head and had a simpiphany, ending his simpin'.

by Bryceistheguy April 27, 2020

Simple Clan

An Esports team ran by Professional fortnite player Donnell Carr known as (Simple Vex) and Simple Doozy known as Ronald Ruiz. These pros made the clan at only 15 and 14 and and it’s so far going successful

Simple Clan is a professional esports team.

by Simple Clan July 8, 2020

Simpity

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the dead bodies of children ages 1-12.

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020