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cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008
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smoothy

A smoothy talkin person, someone who has a way with words!
Kavan "hey what ya sayin? 369 Damn Your Fine!!"

Tara "Thank you, your a rare smoothy!"

Kavan "if you think i have a way with word, you should see me paint a picture!!, Che Mayn!!"
by Kavan December 28, 2005
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smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.
Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.
by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Smooth

To be extremely cool. Setting your own trends doing what you like!
Or if something is smooth it means in your own smoothness you think it is smooth.
Shes smoooth!
or like
Thats smooth!
or
smoothness!
by Butes_blondie April 18, 2006
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fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.
by Slowsis April 19, 2007
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smoothie king

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!
Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!
by klm! August 16, 2008
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