(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
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Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 June 4, 2018
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a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her
she's a Simone
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Get the sironic mug.A Nazi general of the third regiment responsible for the deaths of over 10,000 Jewish children. It is belived that his sheer ruthlessness was what caused Hitler's suicide
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Like tabarnak but when you are not allow to sware.
Like tabarnak but when you are not allow to sware.
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