Simere

A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.

“I want me a Simere”
“Right sis”

by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018

Simen

Simen is the most normal guy ever, but with a spice of racism. He yells out word like "Wallah", "Allahu Akbar", because he wants to relate to his muslim friend. Simen also likes corny jokes.

That's a Simen thing to do

by NiggNagg February 27, 2019

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Simid

Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.

Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.

by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011

simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

Šimetova cura

Stvar koja ne postoji i nikad neće postojati

Imam novca ko i šimetova cura

by Nouby September 25, 2020

Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011