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shuffle juice

When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!

Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.
by Dean Windass March 26, 2016
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zamboli shuffle

A dance move where you rock your shoulders up and down while celebrating good news!
When the judge ordered my ex to pay up, I did the Zamboli shuffle out of the court room.
by crystalriveryo! December 18, 2017
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cupid shuffle

A dance craze that was started in Lafayette, Louisiana by the artist Cupid. It was first introduced in late 2006. It's a type of 2-step dance but it's a certain way to do it.
Man, the Cupid Shuffle is so easy. It's just 2-steppin with a style.
by Tim Thomas October 13, 2007
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The Shuffle

A dance that a teacher does, where they constantly nod their heads like a pigeon whilst standing still and shifting their weight from leg to leg in a rythmic manner, to the beat of a urban beat.

Variations-

Sheriff shuffle

Hands on hips shifting from side to side whist nodding....

ATTENTION: this dance needs alot of room as you may get carried away with nodding and going into overload!
Did you see the shuffle today? it was legendary!

Its assembly cant wait to see the man in action!! woohoo!
by Ali182 March 30, 2007
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Gentleman's Shuffle

A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.
"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"
by DPDough November 18, 2011
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asshole shuffle

When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.
"Look Dave, quit doing the asshole shuffle and decide what you want from McDonalds."
by CapnSpaulding October 12, 2012
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Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.
YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.
by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008
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