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Dune shroom

A mushroom found growing on a dune made of sand
Well I’ll be Joelly boy, is that a dried up dookie?

Noo, Elizabeth my girl, that is a dune shroom!
by Caucontheloose September 19, 2022
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shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021
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Spore-shroom

A plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots viral spores which does good damage but can turn Zombies into other Spore-shrooms once they're destroyed.
"Spore-shrooms are so good in some worlds because they can pressure the Zombies by a TON."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Shrooms

He ate shrooms today. He looked dazed.
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Shroom Starch

When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.
While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023
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Munt shrooms

Small flavorful mushrooms growing on the munt (where the sac connects to the Gooch on the back side. ) you can take these can and make Herbal yea
Mmmm I just harvested my munt shrooms and made some munt juice. (tea) wanna try some spenc and stu?
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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