shmoo

having more than one of the same fruit

a shmoo of tangerines.

by roflitspaige December 13, 2008

shmoog

noun;
Someone who is uncool. Thinks he/she is more important than others. You would call someone that when they did something ridiculous or said something humorless.

Can be used as:
Shmoogs
Shmoogle
Shoogy

"Shmoog, that was a pretty cool joke." (Sarcastically)

by Gray Gray96 November 19, 2009

shmoop

What one says instead of cursing when frustrated

You son of a Shmoop!

by RAM December 20, 2002

Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know

Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Shmoo

The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.

OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE

by insanochick June 24, 2009

Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011