shipappey

The act of slapping another person item or animal with a man's penis. Types of shipappeys can vary in the form of the adjectives one places before it.

To surprise my friends when camping I wake them each with a cold stickey shipappey.

by theycallmemule October 7, 2013

shitmaker

a person who causes trouble.

That idiot starts fights all the time! What a shitmaker!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

shimada

noun: Usually used in gaming to describe an individual or group who consider themselves experts on a particular subject but are inadequate.

Look at that bunch of shimada's trying to capture the point with the turrets still up.

by Th3Dank3stM3m3 March 29, 2017

dr harold shipman

known killer of at least 200 old people with the real estimate much higher and unknowable.
This was the first and real rationalisation program in the UK NHS (national health service) a product of Tory and Labour mismanagement accumulating in psychopaths running and extinguishing human life - thanks thatcher, thanks tony blair and thanks gordon

"What are we going to do with this old fart" asks DR A
DR B replies "I guess we're going to have to do a dr harold shipman"
Dr A replies "hmm, that or get the porters to dump them down to xray for a 'photo'"

the term and name dr harold shipman is sometimes interchangeable with the name crisis management or oh dear what are we going to do with another old f88****88w888s8er

by aNHSworker May 2, 2008

Shimmay bauw

no particular meaning....only true playas or high rollers say it

O that shit is shimmay bauw

by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003

drop a shipment

To transfer something (usually large) out of a specific carrier of any kind to an extraction point, this can either be done by force, voluntarily, mechanically and/or extracted. Although there are many ways to use this definition, it prominently refers to the drug-selling business where the drug dealer (supplier) hands his kilo worth of goods to a transprter (mailman) to distribute towards another city, state, or country. Many East Atlanta rappers talk about how d-boys ship their chickens off to Mexico or Columbia or any other Latin American country. That's because their value in these foreign countries is drastically higher than its value here in the U.S. And there is a reduced chance of getting caught in the act if you play your cards right.

I had to make some money somehow so i signed up for a top-secret experimental job in Thailand and all i had to do was drop a shipment of brown boxes towards each of the deep valley towns mapped down on my GPS navigation system on my UPS truck. Guy: "How much does a worker usually get paid?" Me: "Like a shitload of paper, but if you know how i roll all those stacks of paper is gone after one night on the rise" Guy: "Well, that was interesting. It gives me something to think about the next time i drop a load." Me: "Yeah, that cargo is no joke, and things can get real ugly on its dirtiest and problematic days but hey it's easy money to me and i'm good doin this." Guy: "Glad i don't have to worry bout doin this. Sounds like a real turd if you ask me."

by ogdajuiceman June 29, 2010

Shima Shima Shoopa Shyeed

a phrase used to mock a friend telling you something they think is interesting.

"My mom met the pope"
"Shima shima shoopa shyeed?"

by Dean L August 12, 2006