Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage

You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame

by Johnpricey February 16, 2019

Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Wait of Shame

When you contemplate in the hallway if you should tell your parents you pissed the bed

I had to do the wait of shame when I pissed the bed last year

by Chunky little boy November 30, 2021