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lowlife scumbag 

After mooching most of your life
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband

(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)

5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.

6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
Ellie: I'm not a scumbag! When that house caught fire, I let that old bag live with us!
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
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scumbags vs. guidos 

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.
In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?
being argumentative towards your friends. leaving them for a girl, disagreeing with them, not holding a promise for them...you get the picture
you agree the night before where you're going for lunch and when the time comes this takes place..
scum-"yo we're not going to subway subway is asssss" friends-"dude we agreed last night that we were going there now you're being a scum"
scum-"i'm not being a scum its either here or we don't eat"
friends-"wow what a scumbag."


another situation that goes on for over 2 months
friends-"yo where goin out tomorrow night, its friday gonna have a good time, i heard like 3 kids are throwin it down"
scum-"nah dude i'm not going i'm hangin out with n-time"
friends-"wooooow this is like the 5th week in a row you scumbag"
scumbag by whats goooodie January 22, 2009

scumbagilly 

verb.When someone does something in a scummy way.
Mohamed:OH my god a nice hotdog on the floor,i must eat it!
Lucifer:EEWWWWWWW don't eat it your so scumbagilly!!!!
scumbagilly by Lucifer's mom March 9, 2009

scumbag sacs 

"Never there when you need em
Always there when you don't"

~Carl
"Damn those Scumbag sacs!"
scumbag sacs by Cyniical December 23, 2013

Scumbag freeloader 

A scumbag freeloader is someone who walks in your house without permission and snoops around for your snacks and drinks and takes them without asking because he thinks he's so cool with everyone he knows. Scumbag freeloaders smoke all your weed because there too cheap to buy any themselves. They are lowlife leeches and they suck all they free stuff they can off of you until your out of stuff then they move on to the next person.
For example; if I had a friend named "scum".

Scum just walked into my house & took all my food what a scumbag freeloader.

That scumbag freeloader just broke my fire pit and said it was going to happen anyways, to get himself out of paying for it.

scumbag freeloader 

A scumbag freeloader is someone who smokes all your weed, drinks all your drinks, walks in your house without permission, and snoops for anything possible that they can mooch off and take. They don't ever have anything to provide themselves and use everyone they can. They think there cool with everyone & think its ok to ask you for food, drinks, money, & weed. They make sure they get everything they want one way or another & there scums.
That scumbag freeloader keeps smoking up all my weed.

A scumbag freeloader is a stupid mooching leech who suvks everything they can off everyone.