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sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.
“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “
by Chopped basil July 29, 2019
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smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.
smoke and scroll has been my COVID life
by syntaxlogofree January 7, 2021
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the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck
by big2na June 15, 2011
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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scrollodex

Pamela was in the cell phone store and asked for her scrollodex to be transferred to her new phone.
by Pamela Laurence-Dimson February 21, 2008
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Scrolliosis

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.
Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic
by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019
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scroll

1. A shortening of the term "scroll up," which became popular shortly after the advent of text messaging, meaning to point out something that has just been typed or said, and the person you are chatting with is either too wasted or just plain stupid to recall.

2. To tell someone to pay attention - or get one's head out of one's ass.

3. To flip one's shit on someone. Similiar to saying "snap" or the more archaic "face" as a quick response to acknowledge that individual just got served.
"Yo b - when we gonna hit that shit?"
-"Scroll nigga - I just told yo ass we'd hit that shit after I gets me some foods ta eat - my ass is starvin!"

"Hey Toke - where'd yo ass get that bag of weed from?"
-"Sroll bitch - I told yo ass I's gots it from Tyrone - aaiiight."

"You better not be slappin' my sista Coco 'round no mo"
-"Shit, I ain't be smackin' dat bitch."
"Then it must be her other man - OOOHHH - SCROLL!"
by Victa E December 16, 2004
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