Scramble

When you crash into someone and a fat security guard tell you to go.

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car.

by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010

scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

screamail

Descriptive noun for an email written all in capital letters (i.e., full-blown capslock) with optional poor grammar; may or may not actually be emotionally charged, but regardless one feels affronted when presented with such an email. A departing signature is also optional.

1. Did you see that screamail I got from my TA? I thought she was pissed off, but I guess she just doesn't know to turn off capslock.

e.g. HI U CAN JUS PUT THE DISADVANTAGES & ADVANTAGES NO NEED TO PUT ERROR FOR STANDARDS ONLY THE UNKNOWN. KTHXBYE.

by rikkuriffic January 29, 2009

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

Screamless Eagle

Noun: When you tie a girl (or dude, if you roll like that) to the bed in a spread-eagle pose, and surprise anal bang them with a ball gag so that they can not scream. Also works with a rag, but the victim MUST be conscious for it to count. If you roofie or chloroform them, you're a punk bitch.

Dude, you hear what I did to the tri delt last night?

What?

Fuckin rode the screamless eagle bro!

TFM!

by clownpenis163 April 13, 2011