Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023

scrambling

not having money or being broke

yo ass scrambling

by jays0.__ January 30, 2023

you scrambling

you don't have money or you broke

you scrambling btw this is a stl term don't steal our shi

by jays0.__ January 30, 2023

Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.

"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."

by A.O.B.L. October 15, 2023

Albemarle Scramble

When a trans girl shoves an egg up her ass and walks up the road before squatting down and “laying” the egg on the sidewalk.

“God, Lilith did an Albemarle Scramble yesterday while we were walking to dollar tree and it was serving up queen energy.”

by Axys Miller December 28, 2023

Character Scramble

A game where 2-4 players make a character together with each player drawing a certain part of the body. These being head, body, legs and feet. I will now explain how to play.

First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)

Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.

Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).

Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.

Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.

Enjoy!

Hey wanna play Character scramble?
HELL YEAH

by M4R1_Void December 24, 2022