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favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
mugGet the favorable-desk scramblemug.

you scrambling

you don't have money or you broke
you scrambling btw this is a stl term don't steal our shi
by jays0.__ January 30, 2023
mugGet the you scramblingmug.

uber scramble

verb

1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.

noun

1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb

"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"

noun

"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"

"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016
mugGet the uber scramblemug.

Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).
"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
by Trump4Prez September 11, 2016
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Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
mugGet the Scrambled Eggsmug.

Reverse Scrambled Egg

Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.

The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
mugGet the Reverse Scrambled Eggmug.

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