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Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.
Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night
by Junior1 November 30, 2008
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Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal
"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"
by robinall March 24, 2007
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Scooter Fag

A scooter rider that's annoying and most of the time from primary school. (1st to 9th grade.(If you're in 9th grade and still ride a scooter, please contact your local therapist.))
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.
Barney The Skater: "Look at Allen! Still in 7th grade and riding a scooter!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"
by alberbt July 7, 2022
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Scooter Girl

A below average girl you DO NOT want to be seen with.
Matt: "Hey, I saw you with that (Scooter girl) last night.. What the hell were you doing with that?"

Friend: "Ya about that.. I knew i should of picked her up with my car, no one would of ever seen me with her!"

aka (Scooter Girl) because everyone can see.
by EnvrioLawn June 23, 2011
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scooter girl

A girl that you have fun with (usually in a sexual sense) that you would never be caught with in public.

--derived from a guy riding a scooter, which is perceived as something that is very fun to ride but your friends will make fun of you when they see you!!!!
I'm gonna call my scooter girl tonight.
by indydave July 23, 2005
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scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.
man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.
by yo mamma May 11, 2003
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judy scooter

If u dont shut ur biscuit eater then i will mollywhop ur judy scooter!!!!
by check 25 October 27, 2008
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