scoop and throw

The act of reaching between one's legs, laying a turd on the flat of your palm, and flinging said turd in the face of an opponent

Usually performed during a heated argument

Bron was flabbergasted when part way through an argument in A&E one of the girls bent over and affected the perfect scoop and throw.

by Kii_wii October 20, 2015

Scoma

Scoma is potent cocaine, usually in Rock form and fish scale appearance.

I've got some fire Scoma , do you want some?

by Awoll9 June 8, 2018

scoopadoodle

when you scoop up your poop and put it in a girl's vagina and start to make love to her to make it more moist

-damn yesterday i did the scoopadoodle to this bitch she got it deep

by the real nigg May 13, 2019

free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

melon scoop

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.

Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~

by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010

early scoop

When the girl's not ready, but you go ahead anyway

So, Tina, I was out with Charlie the other night and after only one glass of wine he pulled an early scoop.

What? That's a two-glass move!

by Tina76954321 December 9, 2012

twerkman's comp

Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.

Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.

Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.

by itstall April 2, 2015