The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

Stark Schlong

A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".

Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod".

Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long)

"Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"
*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!"
"Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man."

by Liam Gilbertson August 23, 2007

long daddy schlong

Bryce's penis

You have a long daddy schlong

by Milf Licker April 15, 2017

schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004

flithy nig schlong

a chocolate covered pretzel rod

i am in the mood for a good flithy nig schlong.

by brad miller May 18, 2005

Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.

A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.

by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008