Schmeebler

Person of great dislike.

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.

by muffinmanaf September 12, 2009

Schmeeb

The name given to any inanimate object (e.g. a rock, crushed beer can, lighter, etc.) handy to a group of drunks at a party. The "schmeeb" is then used in an eponymous drinking game, in which the player with the schmeeb hands it off to another player of his choosing. The exchange goes as follows:

Player 1: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 2: "A what?"
Player 1: "A schmeeb."
Player 2: "Thank you."

Each part of the exchange is crucial, including the "Thank you." Player 2 then hands off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the above exchange, except that the question/answer goes back to Player 1:

Player 2: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 3: "A what?"
Player 2: "A what?" (to Player 1)
Player 1: "A schmeeb" (to Player 2)
Player 2: "A schmeeb" (to Player 3)
Player 3: "Thank you."

The game continues ad infinitum (or ad nauseam, depending on how much you're drinking), with each player handing off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the same exchange (there will obviously be repeats and crossovers, with the same players involved at different points in the chain - which gets tricky.) The round ends when the chain is broken (i.e. a player forgets the order of question/answer, or a recipient forgets to say "Thank you" - which happens often), and the guilty party must finish his beer. This player then starts the next round.

Dude, this crushed beer can would make the perfect schmeeb!

by JBHighberger July 8, 2006

schleem

A small slimy object, such as a fish.

"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.

by Ryan Ferris The 14th August 4, 2007

Scheer

Scheer is a really cool and funny girl. Sometimes sarcastic.

Hey, Scheer! Wassup?

by Amy3424321 January 1, 2012

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

Schleepy Schleiwies

A person who is really tired.

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?

by Shenu October 12, 2003

schmeep

(noun) an offhand term or casual reference for sleep. Usually used in the pejorative sense, suggesting sleep that will be nonexistent or minimal at best for the speaker.

Sleep, schmeep -- I don't have time to rest with the 50 projects due tomorrow.

by zoobarg November 19, 2003