Spasmoid

A ficking penishole, acting like a ficking spasmoid

“Go shag ya nan, ye ficking spasmoid”

by AngetheNOTspasmoid March 5, 2018

Snasm

The sensation before a sneeze but after the realization that you’re going to sneeze.

“I just love the feeling when I Snasm”

by Hugh Jereckten September 14, 2018

spasmodically

something that happens on and off

here and there through the city, machine guns and rifles broke the silence of the night, spasmodically...

by Angels Will Come October 5, 2018

spasm specimen

A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head

Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen

Barry: Oh 😭

by battyman 223 October 29, 2018

spasmalatron

a person who acts like a spastic broken robot

That's not some cute R2D2, that's a spasmalatron.

by LeSass November 10, 2018

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Sabasm

The near orgasmic response to anything about Alabama head coach Nick Saban. Particularly prevalent in LSU fans whose team finally won after 8 seasons of the Tide handing them their asses.

Damn Tiger fans still having Sabasms because Nick left them.

by Jamtom21 November 27, 2019