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Sasquatch

Verb: To go to the bathroom outside, as a sasquatch would.

Can refer to urinating, defecating or both. To qualify as sasquatching, the activity must occur outside of any building. It could be in someone's yard, in the grass at a park, or in the wilderness.

The term was coined in 2021 in the Pacific Northwest, a hotbed of Sasquatch and Bigfoot lore, and is commonly used, primarily in Oregon and Washington State.
Eila said "Excuse me, I'm going to go behind that bush and sasquatch."

"I can't believe Tony sasquatched in our backyard last night. I'm going to go get the pooper scooper."

"Above all, Kristen loved camping. She loved everything about it, from snuggling in a sleeping bag, viewing beautiful vistas from mountaintops, to sasquatching among the Douglas firs, as nature intended."
by K-Tone! March 1, 2023
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sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
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Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.
by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018
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Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."
"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."
by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022
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Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014
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Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
by alviere February 4, 2017
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[sasquatch screw]

Getting dressed up in a Sasquatch outfit, kinda like a furry and fucking a woman from behind making sasquatch like howl's
Joey's roommate Andy gave Bridget a sasquatch screw last night, the howling keep him up all night.
by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
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