The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?
I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?
*Friend and Google judging you silently*
by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 2, 2018

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

A term the now retired shogun Cory Kenshin used to adress his subscribers (His subscribers can use it too to adress othe subscribers)
Joe: Hey have you heard of CoryKenshin?
Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
Samantha: You watch him too, fellow samurai? SAMURAI STAND UP!
by Fheudh June 26, 2021

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”
-Dracula Flow 4
-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
