Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008

safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.

Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...

by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009

Booted to safety

Being beaten very very heavily at Pro Evo 6 (either at half-time or full-time).

Craig: Hahaha. You got booted to safety. AGAIN!!

Ross: Fuck off, YOU got booted.

Craig: I'm AAALLL over you!!

Ross: Tevez

by gregreg December 13, 2006

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.

when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.

by zadtheman March 22, 2012

safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

Sally Safety

A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.

I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005