safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.

"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"

by Mom's Spaghetti Enjoyer May 8, 2023

safe blood

A term of respect in greetings, farewells or appreciation among friends or acquaintances denoting solidarity. Sometimes used loosely for those of similar race where blood stands for Brotherly Love Overcomes Oppression and Destruction. Safe stands for 'thats good'. A greeting or farewell with this term is usually syncronised with the touching of fists to reinforce the phrase, where the clenched fist represents black power.

Friend1: "Safe blood, how is your life treating you."
Friend2: "Not bad. I hope your family are well."
Friend1: "Safe blood they're good. Well anyway I got to get on this so we catch up soon."
Friend2: "Yeah safe."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

safe as fuck

use also as a greeting

guy 1, safe?

guy 2, safe as fuck bruv init :)

by EQ January 21, 2008

Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.

If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!

by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009

Safe Sexting

The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.

Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic?

Girl two : It's fine, John practices Safe Sexting!

Girl : That's good, no way that this pic will get into the wrong hands if he is Safe Sexting.

by Hyperman036 March 19, 2011

safe sex money shot

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot

I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.

by faboka December 2, 2009

Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.

I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.

by 6 Pounds Soft November 24, 2016