Roethlisberger

The act of seducing a woman simply by removing one's penis through one's zipper. The act is even more "Roethlisberger" if done in a dank and sleazy setting.

"So I Roethlisbergered MK figuring it was a sure thing...the bitch slapped my tip instead!"

"Another double shot of Maker's then I'm Roethlisbergering this entire bar. One of these skanks has got to take the bait."

"Baby you ever been Roethisbergered??" (pull it out)

by TheMSUBird April 29, 2010

Mexican Root Canal

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.

He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.

by Rule_34 February 4, 2009

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 12, 2006

Roethed

Being told that you are not winning at at anything, in fact you are doing the exact opposite, usually yelled across a class room to a student who just got told by his/her instructor.

*Kid asks stupid question*
*Instructor tells kid what's up*

"John, you just got Roethed!! Haha"

by l 800 GAY PRIDE February 29, 2012

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

Rootbeerio's

When you get a bowel of Cheerios and put rootbeer into it.

Guy 1: Woah dude did you put Cheerios into your bowel with root beer?!
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should try it! Its called rootbeerio's!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018