retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017

undiagnosed retarded

Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...

Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.

Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...

by Kneel4me August 26, 2013

super retarded dog

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.

Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!

by Waddle June 11, 2006

Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007

retarded

The non-politically correct way to refer to an intellectually disabled person.

David was acting so retarded yesterday!

by ThatInternetDweller October 3, 2016